Nunsensations! The Nunsense Las Vegas Revue
by Dan Goggins
Presented by Rising Star Productions
Review by Ned Piper
Oct. 6-7, 13-14 & 20-21, 2006 - 7:30 p.m.Oct. 14 & 21, 2006 - 2:00 p.m.
Tickets: Evenings: $10 Adults, $5 Children under 16;
Matinees, $7 Adults, $4 Children under 16
Kessler Elementary School,
1902 E. Kessler Blvd, Longview
For info: www.risingstarproductions.org, or call (360) 431-5475
What on earth are five nuns doing in Las Vegas? Raising money for their convent, of course, by exhibiting their musical talents before an appreciative audience. Nunsensations is a variety show complete with cleverly worded songs, vaudeville type jokes (some of which are mildly risqué) and a host of religious and gambling puns. The actors are clearly having fun as they romp through the songs and witty dialogue. Early in the play, a few lines were dropped, probably due to opening night jitters, but as the show progressed, the cast grew stronger in their roles. A few of the dance numbers appeared a bit cumbersome, but then, Ginger Rogers may have had a rough time dancing in a habit. With each number the dancing improved. The choreographer should be commended for her work. While each dance could have seemed like all the others, mainly due to the sameness of the costumes, she mixed them up nicely. Costumers Stacie Kelley and Jueanne Meyers had it easy outfitting the sisters in traditional black and white habits. For some of the musical numbers, though, their staid costumes were accessorized with colorful boas, top hats, large Vegas feather fronds and, during one number, headgear reminiscent of the musical group, The Village People, famous for their hit song, "YMCA." The single set was also effective. A looming platform with stairs circling down both sides, reminiscent of the grand movie musicals of the 40's was used to great advantage. The built-in slot machine not only gave a hint of Vegas, but it was used in a bit that included bringing a few folks out of the audience to spin the wheels in an attempt to win a prize. During the game show atmosphere of this skit, a woman won the keys to a brand new car. That's right - she actually won the keys to a new car. While all five "sisters" maintained their character throughout, Kay Naff (Sister Robert Anne) proved to be the scene stealer. She made me believe in her New Jersey accent and her well grounded character. She was outlandish when she needed to be and sensitive when the occasion called for her to be soft. Her show-stopping solo "Why Sing a Ballad" (when you can belt out a show tune) is a hoot. Another highlight was Allison Askelund (Sister Leo) love song, "I Left Him There," a song that questioned her commitment to being a nun. This song showcased her beautiful voice and her perfect delivery. An audience favorite was Mary Hoover (Sister Hubert) taking lead on "When the Chips are Down," a street-corner doo wop song. The women, though their voices were all distinct and unique, harmonized beautifully. The only weak number they sang was the song about California, which wasn't as crisp as the rest of their numbers. Laurel Moore played the part of Reverend Mother, Sister Regina with alternating sternness and mischievousness. She also has an outstanding voice and good sense of timing in the delivery of her lines. Crystal Wilding (Sister Amnesia), the forgetful one, has a strong voice and her handling of the hand puppet, also a nun, worked very well. The puppet, Sister Mary Annette, looked very professional, having been constructed by local doll maker, Christy Angin. All in all it was a fun evening. This production only stands to improve in the nights to follow. The production was ably directed by Jueanne Meyers, bringing life to this cleverly written script. Thumbs up as well to the musicians, Marlene Anunson tinkling the ivories throughout the entire evening; Greg Moore, who created magic on the synthesizer, and Mitch Maldonado on drums. They were right on cue, never missing a beat. Come prepared to participate in this audience-friendly production. Bring the kids; this is family friendly fare. And buy a raffle ticket on the way in. One dollar buys you a chance to receive a kiss from a nun. I bought a ticket, and my ticket was drawn. Afterwards, I overheard people chuckling and telling each other how much they enjoyed the show. I encourage you to get off your couch and take in a delightful evening in Las Vegas. Who knows, you might get lucky and win a kiss from a nun. I won't say which nun gave me the kiss, only that it was sweet. And in a nice gift box.
Ned Piper earned a B.A. degree in drama at the University of Washington and is a life insurance agent in Longview. He also serves as a Commissioner for Cowlitz County Public Utility District.
